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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Emeralds Found:	6719	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2670
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	5809
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

KrautCraft: Anti-Far-Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of the universe? well, let me tell you why you NEED to join this server ASAP!

first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.

secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?

lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

IslandCraft: No Fluff, Just Climate Action!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up! If you want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a volcano eruption, then you gotta join this one! We don’t want all the fluffy stuff like those other servers, we want action! Just like those Pacific islands pushin’ Australia to take strong action on climate change, we’re pushin’ you to join our server and take on epic challenges!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

What is the IP for Magic The Noah Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.

Joever’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Kamala’s honeymoon and convention bump may have faded, but the fun is just getting started! Join us for a wild ride filled with word salad interviews, emotional support VPs, and sympathetic hosts.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

AuntieCraft: No More Illness!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.

Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Emeralds Found:	1952
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

FaZe Jev, known as Jason Eugene, is a popular American YouTuber and content creator best known for his gaming videos, particularly on the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the renowned gaming organization FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on various social media platforms. Jev’s humor, skill, and unique personality have made him a prominent figure in the gaming community.

What is the IP for KreekCraft Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	256	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

KreekCraft is a popular YouTube and Twitch content creator known for his gameplay videos and commentary on a variety of games, particularly Roblox. With a dedicated following of fans, KreekCraft has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. Through his engaging content and infectious personality, he has built a strong presence on social media platforms, garnering millions of views and subscribers across his channels.

CraftySMP: The Best Videogame Ever Made

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow blockheads.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue now grants wishes to anyone who sacrifices a stack of diamonds at its feet. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Diamond Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP battles for the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden toilet. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft until you’ve fought tooth and nail for a chance to sit on that throne.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to ruin your day (and your meticulously crafted castle).

CultCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, dramatic incantations, and summoning demons – just kidding, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Imagine dressing up in robes, waving fake swords, and chanting in the hallways like a true cult leader – oops, did we say cult leader? We meant dedicated Minecraft player, of course!

Our server is perfect for those who love to immerse themselves in the game and have a good laugh while doing it. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some neighbors who think you’re summoning demons and want to introduce you to their pastor – now that’s a story to tell at our virtual campfire!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is accidentally convincing your neighbors you’re starting a cult. Let the adventures begin!