Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.
Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.
And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?
But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!
If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.
And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.
Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!
But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!
Sneyersul Minecraft Community
The creative server is perfect for role-playing thanks to our custom features for PlotSquared. Change the weather, time and game mode and much much more. Chat only with the players on your plot or the entire server. Use command blocks to build portals or create your own minigames.
Server Website @ www.sneyersul.eu Visit forums, chat with friends or contact a member of staff for questions or enquiries.
Salami can be gathered by voting for this server! Use /Salami to access in-game features such as mob disguises, /plot deny and many more.
play.sneyersul.eu
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mc.destiny.gg
play.mythicnation.fun
Simx Network! Brand new Network with friendly community, curently offering Kitpvp and Towny! On Kitpvp you have 7 different kits with which you fight while on Towny you have a nice custom GUI for towns and what is special about it, it has Slimefun and Lucky Blocks.
Join now and have fun with us.
simx-network.com:32415
HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes.On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.
SurvivalVarious plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server.HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.
There are dozens of plugins on the Survival Server, here is a small list:
BetterRTP – This allows you to telepotate yourself to a random position.BetterStructures – Dungeons and moreBlueMap – A 3D live mapChestSort – This allows you to sort your chests with one clickCoreProtect – This allows us to track and undo all player actions.DeadChest – When you die, a Grab with your items what you can pick up laterDynmap – The good old LivemapElevator – Elevators :oGSit – So you can sit and rest for a while ;)MarriageMaster – For true lovemcMMO – Leveling and skillsTreeFeller – Proper tree fellingTowny – Start your own village with fellow playersAnd much more!
SkyblockThe Skyblock server is still a work in progress. BentoBox BSkyblock comes as a plugin.You can get your own island in good Skyblock style with the /Island command. Besides, the server has many challenges.
MinigamesMurder Mystery and Build Battle are currently available. More game modes to follow
LivemapsVanilla Survival:2D: https://map1.hexhub.net [Dynmap]3D: https://map2.hexhub.net [Bluemap]
SkyBlock:2D: https://map3.hexhub.net [Dynmap]3D: https://map4.hexhub.net [Bluemap]
TechnologyMy server runs at home (1Gbit connection, static IP) and runs on the following hardware:
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X128 Gb Kingston 3600MHz RAM (4x32GB)1TB NVMe SSD WD BLACK SN850X2x 2TB HDD WD RED in RAID1 for backups
Everyone is welcome at any time
The prerequisite is that you are nice and nice.
hexhub.net
IP: mc.litecloud.me
Join our new Russian offline-mode minecraft server! We have many well-worked games including: EggWars Party Solo Normal SkyWars Party Solo Normal Build Battle Team Solo …and much more ingame!
We are waiting for you on our server. You can join us from 1.8-1.11.x versions.
mc.litecloud.me
Skytonia is a brand-new and exciting way to play Skyblock! We focus on community and friends, so come join our family and check it out!
fun.skytonia.com
QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.
quickland.net
Welcome to Subtract Towny A small Towny server with only friends on from time to time! We look to grow in to a decent community of around 20 players average during the day! We constantly work on our shops and constantly look to update our current status and be a modest community in the minecraft community We hope to see you on soon!
158.69.5.237:25593
Who are we?
SNIFFER MC is India’s Biggest Minecraft Network
What do we have?
⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal
And more gamemodes coming soon!
(SNIFFER MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)
â—† Java IP: snifferMc.pocketmc.net:25571
â—† Bedrock IP: snifferMc.pocketmc.net
â—† Bedrock Port: 25571
Come Join the sniffer mc and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!
snifferMc.pocketmc.net:25571