Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.
Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.
And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?
But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!
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But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!
If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.
And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
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Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.
Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!
But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!
Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.
So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!
What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.
FluidCraft.net
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Tools | 3×3 hammers, excavators, and lumberjacks |
| Custom Textures | Unique minerals and tools with custom textures |
| New Ores | Discover new ores in custom caves |
| Custom Terrain Generation | Explore custom terrain with hidden structures |
| Skill Levels | Combat levelled mobs that match your skills |
| Quarries | Automate mining with quarries |
| Claims | Takeover one of 85 unique biomes |
| Vein Miner | Mine large veins of ore with ease |
| Vote Rewards | Earn rewards by voting for the server |
We do not have any plans to reset the world. We encourage long term projects and gameplay.
We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.
Yes, we are EULA friendly and do not have any pay to win features.
Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj
Join our server and become a full-time crypto trader in a virtual world where the profits are as wild as the creepers lurking in the shadows. With a yearly profit target of 1000%, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the world filled with rare crypto currencies just waiting to be discovered. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary Bitcoin dragon roaming the land, guarding a stash of riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start trading your way to virtual fortune and glory! Who needs real-life profits when you can make it rain in pixels?
Join us for a wild adventure where you can tame and ride giant wolves through the pixelated landscape, battle evil skeletons with your trusty canine companions, and even participate in epic doggy dance parties under the moonlight.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pugs who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these pint-sized warriors to take on the creepers and zombies that threaten our blocky world.
So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us for a tail-wagging good time? Come unleash your inner dog whisperer and let the canine chaos begin!
imagine mining for coal in the game and feeling like a real-life coal miner from the 1800s. it’s like time travel, but without all the pesky time machines.
we have coal-powered minecarts, coal-powered houses, and even coal-powered pets. everything runs on coal, baby!
so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of burning coal for electricity in a virtual world. who needs renewable energy when you have coal, are we right? let’s keep the coal power alive, one block at a time!
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