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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7407 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!