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TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest for you – BRING ME TURKEY! That’s right, our server is ruled by a turkey-loving king who demands all players to bring him a turkey as tribute. But be warned, this turkey is no ordinary bird – it’s a giant, fire-breathing turkey that roams the land terrorizing players. Can you capture the turkey and bring it to the king? Join our server now and embark on this wild and wacky adventure! -
Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server
Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!
So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
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Math Master Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!
So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!
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LazyLootMC SMP
Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.
Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.
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CraftyYTUselessCourses
Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible! -
LeglessLootersMC
Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama -
Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G
Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.
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Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version 1.21 SMP Mods - Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs)
- Friends & Foes (Adds outvoted and forgotten mobs from the mob vote)
- Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat)
- Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs)
- Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules 18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years or older to join Are there any specific rules for gameplay? No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players Is there a limit on the number of players who can join? We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity -
Virginity Lost Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!