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Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2068
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	346
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1019
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Farms Harvested:	151	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2946	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Farms Harvested:	895
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	295
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Void Gems Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2396
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!