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CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7581
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8762	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2814	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Animals Bred:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	9403	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crops Grown:	3018
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	536
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Void Armor Forged:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7936	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchantments Applied:	290	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!

SkeleProof: Past Players Confirmed

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological finds, archaeology, Confirmed, Evidence, Existence, Fossils, historical evidence, History, human evolution, human remains, Paleontology, past generations, Players, prehistoric, proof of life, scientific discovery, SkeleProof, skeletal remains, Skeletons

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	237	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? come join our server where skeletons roam the land, holding ancient secrets of the past! they are like the history books of minecraft, except they shoot arrows at you! join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while trying not to get shot in the face! it’s like a history lesson, but with more explosions and less homework. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a skeleton historian today!