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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8507 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 905330 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
