Brian Mendoza Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	4866
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	6170
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	179	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Emeralds Found:	9536
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3352
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	499	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	694
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	298
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!