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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5899 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Emeralds Found: | 219 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!