Brett Baker Minecraft Servers

Brett Baker Minecraft Servers

  • Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

    Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 694
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Dimension Hops: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

    Name Serenity SMP
    Server Type Bedrock Survival
    IP Address serenitysmp.online
    Port 19132

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

    Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

    A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

    Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

    Q: What is the community like on the server?

    A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

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  • OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6758
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

    Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

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  • ”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

    ”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9813
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

    2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

    3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

    4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

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  • LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

    LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8401
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

    Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

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  • GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

    GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3226
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mines Excavated: 3123
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18

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    come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

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  • CraftyART Minecraft Server

    CraftyART Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2081
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 337
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Animals Bred: 155 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

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    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

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  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 1143
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4756
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7158
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 9787
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

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