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LebCraft: Stone Age Showdown

age, aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, showdown, STONE, stone age, Tension, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we take u back to the stone age like israel threatens to do to lebanon!!! u can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of actual stone!!! build a house out of literal rocks!!! watch out for creepers who wanna blow u up like a war zone!!! join now for a wild ride that will make u question reality!!! #minecraft #stonedage #lebanonwho

FailSucceedCraft

achievement, confusion, determination, FailSucceedCraft, Failure, goal-setting, growth, introspection, irony, learning, mindset, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradox, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so like, have you ever tried to fail on purpose but then you end up succeeding? like, what even is that? well, if you wanna experience that kind of mind-boggling confusion on the reg, then you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. yep, you heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re out here hosting fashion shows and beauty pageants.

if you wanna be part of the most wacky, wild, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over! just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be sucked into a world of absolute madness and mayhem. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again, right?

NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3927	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	277
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Headshot SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Java Bedrock SMP Anarchy Hacks Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Creative Minigames Economy Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Skyblock Faction Modded Plugins, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5628
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Headshot SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Anarchy – No rules, which everything goes, even hacks!

• SMP – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: mc.headshotnetworks.com Bedrock Port: 25565

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Intensify Network

1.20, base building, Claiming, Economy, Enhanced, Fighting, Friends, hunting, Intensify Network, Ip:, Leveling system, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Intensify is a enhanced Vanilla+ 1.20 – 1.20.6 If The IP Didn’t Work Then Try 51.79.229.95:25504 Minecraft style with leveling system of player and mobs! Come along with friends build your base and claim it while hunting and fighting other players in the wild!

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The Sanctum Season Too Vanilla for Mature Hermitcraftians

Adults, Communication, Community, consideration, Discord, evolve, Expansion, Experience, Farms, Hermitcraftians, interview, Join, Mature, Players, RESPONSIBILITY, sanctum, Season, Server, shopping, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	908	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	2862
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

The Sanctum Minecraft Server

The Sanctum is a Hermitcraft type server for mature adults. Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a similar age range of players, freedom to undertake projects, and a vanilla gameplay experience.

Server Info:

Server Type	Hermitcraft style
Version	1.21
World	Fresh world

To join us, please click on the discord link below and message to request an interview:

Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Do you have age restrictions?	We are a server for mature adults but do not have a strict age limit.
Are there any plugins or mods used?	No, we strive to maintain a vanilla experience with no warps, teleports, or performance plugins.
Can I build anywhere on the server?	Yes, we encourage players to build freely and show consideration for others.
Is there a whitelist process?	Yes, we require a voice interview before whitelisting players to join the server.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Chise, Cyber New Year March, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, Izuna, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Server, shorts, Side Content, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, who is so insane and tormenting that even the creepers are scared of her! And if that’s not enough, we also have The Fury of Set, a boss with light armor that will make you question your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cyber New Year March event where you can march alongside virtual robots and show them who’s boss? Or maybe you’d prefer to hang out with Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the insane, and the downright hilarious!

VinceCraft Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, Black Saturday, collaboration, Conspiracy, Entertainment, Invasion, Minecraft, Monday Night Wars, professional wrestling, Rivalry, Server, Sports Entertainment, TAKEOVER, Ted Turner, Vince McMahon, Vince vs Ted, VinceCraft, WCW, WCW vs WWF, wrestling, wrestling history, wrestling promotions, wwf

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	386191	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Vince McMahon invading a WCW event? Look no further, because our server is so wild even Vince himself would be impressed! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and unexpected alliances that will have you questioning reality. Who knows, maybe even Vince and Ted are secretly playing Minecraft together behind the scenes. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now and experience the ultimate gaming takeover!

ShorelineFishingMinecraftServer

aita, central Texas, dude fishes, empty shoreline, fishing behavior, fishing boundaries, fishing competition, fishing conflict, fishing confrontation, fishing culture, fishing dynamics, fishing encounter, fishing etiquette, fishing experience, fishing norms, fishing situation, fishing spot, mom fishing, river fishing, ShorelineFishingMinecraftServer, small town

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this fishing encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fish with crazy players who cast their lines over your head just for fun! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel the water splashing on your face as you reel in those pixelated fish. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no crowding” policy… unless you’re into that kind of thing!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, you’ll lose track of time just like the fisherman in this story. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocks and mobs? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re the one casting lines over someone’s head, then you might get kicked out. Let’s keep it friendly, folks!

CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong

baby shower, Cancel, canceling, couch surfing, CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong, family, Father, gig services, house hopping, husband, MARRIED, MONEY, mother-in-law, Party, Pregnant, reddit, social media, state aide, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of supporting two households while your stepdaughter’s husband refuses to get a real job? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no surprise weddings organized by in-laws and no more last-minute baby showers. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and no financial obligations. Cancel the shower and join us for some blocky fun instead!