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InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	603812

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	3704	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4748
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchantments Applied:	160	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7361	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1854	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍