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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9005 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 8178 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!