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CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4254
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9503
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	3323

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2619
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!