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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5246 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 291 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 768 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!