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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 912 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 621 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!