breast pump – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread
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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

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New Server IP

Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
Description	Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Official Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

FAQs

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 5 years.

2. Is there a map reset on this server?

No, there are no map resets on this server.

3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.

4. How big is the player base on the server?

The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

AS SMP VS Hypixel

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	Hypixel	AS SMP
Player Base	Massive player base	Small community
Gameplay	Diverse minigames, custom game modes	Semi-vanilla survival experience
Features	Extensive features, events, challenges	Basic survival features with whitelisting
PVP	PVP enabled in specific game modes	PVP enabled everywhere in the world
Whitelist	No whitelist	Whitelist to avoid hackers

**FAQ:**

**1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP?** – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

**3. What features are available on both servers?** – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

**4. Is PVP enabled on these servers?** – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

**5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers?** – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!
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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.
Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!
But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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New Server IP
Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

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New Server IP
FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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New Server IP

Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

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Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A couple of server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How many species can I choose from?

A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are either based or cringe? Well, look no further because our server is neither! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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Sovereign Craft VS Hypixel

alliances, Bitcoin, Claim protection, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, lightning power, Military, Minigames, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Shop, SMP world, Survival, TAVERN, town-building, trade empire, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, virtual currency, war battles

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can experience lag due to high player count
Wide variety of mini-games and game modes	Focus on mini-games, less on building and economy
Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for new players

Sovereign Craft

Pros	Cons
Real economy with Bitcoin integration	May require some knowledge of cryptocurrency
Focus on building, economy, and player interactions	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Unique features like towns, cities, nations, and Bitcoin utilization	Not as many mini-games or events

FAQ

What is Hypixel known for?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of mini-games and game modes, and regular updates and events.

What makes Sovereign Craft unique?

Sovereign Craft merges a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft, allowing players to create and build up their own towns, cities, or nations, utilize Bitcoin for transactions, and engage in activities like running shops, joining militaries, and becoming politicians.

Which server is better for players interested in building and economy?

Sovereign Craft would be a better choice for players interested in building and economy as it focuses more on those aspects compared to Hypixel which emphasizes mini-games and game modes.