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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 124 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.