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Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

CraftyDirect LOLz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Mines Excavated:	4109
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	642150
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	201
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

drqz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our admins are so laid back, they don’t even know how to use ban bots properly. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Plus, rumor has it that after 100 days, all bans are magically lifted by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!