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House Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dragon Eggs Found:	3230	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2788	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	7692
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Emeralds Found:	1561

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!