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StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	250	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6204	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	940
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crops Grown:	6277
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	984	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	2490
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1368	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!