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The Not-So-Vanilla World of Elak, where even the creepers wear sprinkles!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

World of Elak Minecraft Server

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes!
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together.

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I play solo on the server?	While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing.

Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

Adult, cat, Cat Roleplay, Edition, Epic, Erotic Roleplay, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, forum, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Roleplaying Thread, smp, Thread, walk, Walk Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7320	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

altering events, altering the past, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, Alternate Universe, butterfly effect, change history, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, reimagining the past, Revision, rewriting history, second chances, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpGamer, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Votes:	2918	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

athletes, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain injury, cognitive abilities, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive performance, concussion, concussion recovery, concussion research, concussion symptoms, Craft, Drain, long-term effects, memory function, non-professional, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports-related concussions, verbal reasoning, Working Memory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?