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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

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WeddingSkipperCraft

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So, you’re looking for a new Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this wild server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!”

Picture this: You’re at a wedding, but you’re not invited because your partner’s friends are more important than you. What do you do? Skip the wedding, of course! And that’s exactly what happened on this server – except it’s not a wedding, it’s a battle for survival in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join our server and you’ll never feel left out again, because here, everyone is included in the fun – even if you’re the black sheep of the family. Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks and mobs?

So, if you’re tired of being excluded in real life, come join our server where everyone is welcome – except for those pesky creepers, of course. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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DingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a breakfast buffet of fun and chaos!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against a horde of evil Pancake Creepers, and build the ultimate breakfast-themed base complete with a giant waffle tower and a bacon strip bridge.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Great Pancake Flip-Off where players compete to see who can flip the most pancakes in one minute, and the Bacon Eating Contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted bacon crown.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and feast on the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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PulpCraft: The Orange Edition

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can ride on giant flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, that’s right, laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret cave filled with dancing creepers and disco sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical orange tree that gives you unlimited orange juice with ALL the pulp you could ever want. It’s like a pulp party in your mouth, dude.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy circus of fun and randomness just waiting for you to dive in and explore. Don’t miss out on the orange juice pulp extravaganza of a lifetime!

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TacoBlockerz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

WeddingSkipperCraft

DingCraft Minecraft Server

PulpCraft: The Orange Edition

TacoBlockerz