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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7200	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5270
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5167	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Votes:	3483	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Potions Brewed:	193	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3955
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	651
Crops Grown:	4108	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

AngryTabletTrouble

anger, AngryTabletTrouble, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Development, Difficulties, digital devices, early childhood, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Frustration, learning, mental health, parenting, preschooler, screen time, Skills, study, tablet use, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dimension Hops:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.

if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.

who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.