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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2822	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magic Items Found:	1393
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9559

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	4211	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	853	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Alien Abductions:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	435

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6012
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

BASICALLY, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Crafting, Crashing, Crumpton, Custom Modpack, Discord, Economy, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java, Lets, Mining, Modded, Mods, passage, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, SMP format, Transport, weather

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchantments Applied:	179
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2844	Chimeras Created:	4

Crumpton SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Custom Modpack	Yes
Supported Platforms	Java
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions in the welcome channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is modded with a custom modpack created by the Crumpton crew.

3. What type of additions does the modpack include?

The modpack includes additions related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transport, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

4. Is the server currently online?

Yes, the server is currently online and ready for players to join.