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BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6762	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Zombie Dances:	10

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Votes:	4970
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	530
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	254
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	60
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!