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MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	5302	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	8829	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	3252
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	989781
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!