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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3203 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.
Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.
But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.
And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.
Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!
