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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4813 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)