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Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Votes:	7231

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Votes:	7110	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!