New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • ”> Art Minecraft SMP”

    ”> Art Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1536
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 407 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

    So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5871
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s adventures in Outer Wilds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your crazy gaming needs! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few Ara Ara moments along the way.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our schedule is so jam-packed with exciting streams that you’ll never run out of things to do.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special Ara Ara button that will make all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers that try to ruin your fun. They’re the real villains in this crazy Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RIP. in Minecraft SMP

    RIP. in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2046
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of Jim Broadbent made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the evil llamas!), and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe Jim Broadbent himself will come back from the dead just to play with us.

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  • ▢️▢️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▢️▢️ Minecraft server

    ▢️▢️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▢️▢️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5903
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9598 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1503 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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  • Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2565
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

    But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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  • Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP

    Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 917
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the wackiest family you never knew you needed! Kuroe Mayu may not actually be a mother, but she sure knows how to whip up a mean virtual batch of cookies for all her fellow players. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a stack of bones and a charming smile. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as Kuroe herself? So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Happening Ballot Minecraft Server

    Happening Ballot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 932
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and safe.

    On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.

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  • Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

    Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3778
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 210323
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

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    Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

    Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4867
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crops Grown: 3503 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

    Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

    The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 8632
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • Low Expectations Minecraft Server

    Low Expectations Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 904
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mines Excavated: 2310

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

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