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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9829 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
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we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
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