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BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3278	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ores Mined:	8568	Magic Items Found:	5799
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crops Grown:	6821	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!