2024 Best branko funny New Minecraft Servers

GreasePantsNoRide

Boyfriend, car cleanliness, car maintenance, car ride, car seats, cleanliness, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, deep fryer, dirty pants, grease stains, GreasePantsNoRide, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, punctuality, relationship argument, Time management, Transportation, work attire, work ethic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?

So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

CraftyCraze, enjoyable hobby, fun hobby, Hobby (Interest), hobby creativity, hobby discovery, hobby enjoyment, hobby exploration, hobby fulfillment, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby joy, hobby passion, Hobby recommendations, hobby relaxation, hobby satisfaction, hobby suggestions, Minecraft, Server, underrated hobby, unique hobby

Have you ever tried herding creepers in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out on the most exhilarating experience of your life! Our server is the only place where you can test your skills in wrangling those explosive green buggers. Trust us, it’s a blast!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away. Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop the beat a little too hard.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our infamous parkour course that’s filled with lava pits, trap doors, and hidden treasure chests? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with more pixelated pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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NoSexForCraft

10. inner peace, 11. enlightenment, 12. asceticism, 13. Mindfulness, 14. self-improvement, 15. mental clarity, 16. emotional balance, 17. fulfillment, 18. contentment, 19. tranquility, 2. abstinence, 20. happiness., 3. self-control, 4. discipline, 5. sacrifice, 6. fasting, 7. meditation, 8. spiritual growth, 9. personal development, Celibacy, NoSexForCraft

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you would give up sex just to play on it? That’s right, forget about getting busy in the bedroom because this server is where all the action is at!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting for the bravest player to find it.

So why waste your time with real-life relationships when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never look back – or have time for anything else, for that matter!

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WestBankBuilders

construction, controversial, Expansion, Housing, housing development, illegal settlements, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israeli settlements, israeli-palestinian conflict, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, occupied territories, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, Politics, settlement building, Settlements, West Bank, WestBankBuilders

come join our epic minecraft server where we build more homes in the west bank than israel ever could! we got nearly 5,300 new homes ready for you to explore and conquer.
imagine the chaos of building in a war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers! join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can survive the madness.

plus, rumor has it that the ghost of herobrine haunts our server, ready to spook anyone who dares to build too close to his territory. are you brave enough to face him and claim your place in this wild world?

join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy minecraft server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Pixelated Reflections

Appearance, Identity, mirror reflection, pixelated, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-belief, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-recognition, Trust

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where mirrors be lyin to u like ur ex tryna get back together with u after cheatin on u with ur best friend
we got mirrors dat make u look like a potato or a supermodel, u never know what u gonna see

come join da fun and try to figure out if u really look like a potato or if da mirror be playin tricks on u

u never know what u gonna see on dis server, so come join and have a blast tryna figure out if u really do look like a potato or if it’s all just a crazy illusion

join now and let da mirror show u who u really are, or maybe not, who knows lol

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KIG: Where even creeper explosions are considered a warm welcome – Trouble in Mineville Edition

Bed wars, block party, cai, Community, considered, Cowboys and Indians, creeper, Discord, Edition, Events, explosions, Forums, gravity, Hive community, Hive Java server, Kazamuzo Temple, KIG, leaderboard, Map, Mineville, Minigames, Play, Recreation, statistics, TIMV, Trouble, Warm, Website, weekend

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playkig.com
Supported Versions	1.8 – 1.21
Recreated Game Modes	Trouble in Mineville Cowboys and Indians Block Party Gravity Bed Wars
Community	Welcoming old Hive community members
Events	Regular events for Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians
Upcoming	New Trouble in Mineville map – Kazamuzo Temple
Additional Links	Website, Forums, Discord Server

FAQ

1. Can I connect to the server using versions below 1.8?

No, the server supports versions from 1.8 up to 1.21.

2. What is the most popular minigame on the server?

Trouble in Mineville is currently the most popular minigame.

3. Are there leaderboards and player statistics available?

Yes, you can find leaderboards and player statistics on the website.

4. How can I participate in events?

You can participate in events with your friends for both Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians.

5. When is the new Trouble in Mineville map, Kazamuzo Temple, being released?

The new map is scheduled to be released this weekend.

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, age difference, age gap, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, concern, CraftyCougars, DATING, DAUGHTER, family, guidance, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with awkward family situations like your 18-year-old daughter dating a 30-year-old man? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict age limit for relationships! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where age is just a number (literally, because everyone is a blocky character)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually reverse aging and make you feel like a teenager again. So come on, join us and leave those age gap worries behind!

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TehranCraft Minecraft Server

boldly dressed, Capital, Crosses, culture, fashion, freedom of expression, Gender norms, guy, iran, Islamic dystopia, Islamic theocracy, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Religion, Server, society, Tehran, Tehran streets, TehranCraft, Uncovered, Video, Walking, young women

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Look no further than our server, where even Tehran can’t resist the fun!
Join us and witness the chaos of an Islamic theocracy where guys are rocking crosses like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get us started on the fashion choices of the young women – bold and fearless, just like our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Iran’s not-so-Islamic dystopia along the way!

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PhoneHold Minecraft Server

comfort, Communication, convenience, daily routine, device usage, digital lifestyle, dominant hand, ergonomic, Grip, habits, hand dominance, hand preference, left handed, Minecraft, mobile device, phone usage, PhoneHold, right-handed, Server, Smartphone, Technology, usability, user behavior

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being left-handed? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we only accept left-handed players! Why? Because the right hand is overrated and we believe in giving the lefties a chance to shine in the virtual world.
Join us and experience a world where everything is catered to the left-handed population. From crafting recipes that only work if you use your left hand to special left-handed tools that give you superpowers, this server is a haven for all you southpaws out there.

So put down that right-handed mouse and join us on our left-handed adventure! Who knew that something as simple as holding your phone with your left hand could lead to such an epic gaming experience?

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PainCraft: Ouch!

Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain experience, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, traumatic pain, unbearable pain, worst pain

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? Or had a skeleton shoot you in the butt with an arrow? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll experience a whole new level of pain and hilarity! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, pain is temporary, but epic loot is forever!

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