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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Buildings Constructed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Animals Bred:	45

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

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Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	76	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

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Crafty Nostalgia – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, Crafty, fletching activity, game jam vi, INFORMATION, Minecraft, new player, Nostalgia, October 2024, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, sailing, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	27

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring activities? Well, look no further because our server is like a runey wrapped edition of pure awesomeness!

Join us for the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn, where you can craft the most epic bows and arrows to take down your enemies in style. And don’t miss out on Game Jam VI in October 2024, where you can participate in crazy challenges and win insane prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 2 – Part 1 and Part 2, where you’ll uncover the mysteries of the high seas and maybe even find a treasure map to hidden loot!

Feeling lost in this vast world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, we got you covered with quests and diaries to guide you on your epic journey. And if you need help or just want to chat with fellow gamers, join our chat channel fart cc for some hilarious banter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your skills and dominate the leaderboard like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a secret passage to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3148
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8636	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Emeralds Found:	2197	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132