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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 255 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!
So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore
