Brandi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1652
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9649
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3923
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6258
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	2112
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8728
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!