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Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ores Mined:	8072	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9229	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mines Excavated:	3929
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5888
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9424

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Animals Bred:	121
Dragon Eggs Found:	1140	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2471	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!