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Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Ores Mined:	1661
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8471	Dimension Hops:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

Antispam, Cities, classic, comfortable, Currency, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, No pvp, Plugins, RANGE, Russian, Shop, simulation, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

DC crossover, general, Hedgehog, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, pixel world, smp, sonic, sonic anniversary, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, Sonic Discussion, sonic game, Sonic issue, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	232	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	136	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!