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CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Farms Harvested:	432	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	8582	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	6326
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	6078	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!