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CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Items Found:	8186	Dragon Eggs Found:	6525
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	548	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4788

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Crops Grown:	2289
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Towns Built:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!