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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2495 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7981 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9447 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
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