Braehalla Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9007	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9154

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	74	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Players Killed by Monsters:	7119
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.