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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9891 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?