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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5614 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 943 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
