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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2115 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 848384 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!