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PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9841
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6873
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	3201
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	6006
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	179	Towns Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7257	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Potions Brewed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!