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ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5057	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

banana, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

jew, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, what do, yo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Government, government corruption, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, political corruption, political crime, political scandal, political theft, politicians, politicians robbed, public officials, robbed, scandal, SECURITY, smp, theft, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

anti-White, cancel culture, city, controversy, discrimination, Gaming, gaming culture, internet culture, King, League players, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, prejudice, racism, racist, Server, simp, simp culture, simps, social justice, social media, toxic behavior, Uki

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Votes:	1002	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

always, CASE, common, confusion, Consistency, Curious, frequent, Happening, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, pattern, Phenomenon, puzzling, question.., repeating, Repetition, Server, unexplained, why

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	848	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

aura cleansing, Board, Cleansing, Cleansing ritual, Energy cleansing, energy clearing, energy purification, Minecraft, negative energy, positive energy, purifying, ritual, sage bundle, sage cleansing, sage smudging, Saging, saging this board, smp, smudging, space clearing, spiritual cleansing, spiritual practice

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3847	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, best, Cases, LughtTime, Minecraft, Server, Starter Kit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mines Excavated:	2673	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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