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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3795 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.