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MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	975	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchantments Applied:	86
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

join.magscript.com:25566

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	6807	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

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play.craftopia.world

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3440
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Votes:	527
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	6580	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	3134
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	6157	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!