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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9408 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!