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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5158 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)